Privacy
This is a one-page parody memecoin site. It collects nothing about you. Here is exactly what it does.
The short version
- No cookies, no analytics, no ads, no trackers.
- No forms and no accounts. Nothing you type is sent anywhere, because there is nowhere to type.
- The site never connects to your wallet and never asks for your seed phrase, private key or password. Anyone who asks you for those is not us.
- The company that hosts the site keeps standard server logs, like any host.
- Buying happens on Pump.fun and the Solana blockchain, not here.
What we collect
Nothing. The site sets no cookies and stores nothing in your browser (no localStorage or similar). It has no analytics, advertising tags, pixels, session recordings or fingerprinting scripts. It has no forms, no sign-up and no newsletter.
The fonts are hosted on this site, so no font service sees your visit either.
The copy button
The “Copy CA” button and the contract-address box put the token’s public contract address on your device’s clipboard. That happens on your device. Nothing is sent to us or anyone else.
Hosting and server logs
The site is hosted by Netlify. Like any web host, Netlify can see your IP address, browser details, the pages you ask for and the time, and keeps standard server logs. We don’t add anything to that. Netlify’s own policy is at netlify.com/privacy.
Other sites and your wallet
The site links to Pump.fun, X and Telegram. When you follow a link you leave this site, and that service’s own privacy policy applies. We don’t control what they collect.
If you buy, you do it on Pump.fun with your own wallet. Transactions on the Solana blockchain are public and permanent. We can’t hide, change or delete them, and we never see your wallet from this site.
Your rights and requests
Because this site keeps no personal data about you, there is nothing for us to look up, correct, export or delete. If you want to ask about the server logs Netlify keeps, contact Netlify using the link above.
Changes and contact
If this page changes, the date at the top changes with it. For questions, message the project on X or Telegram (the links are in the “Join the Crew” section on the home page).
This notice describes this site in plain words. It has not been reviewed by a lawyer and isn’t legal advice.